Since you guys enjoyed the last one, and since Captain Arabs' weekend is already ruined, there's no harm in posting a second one. Anyhow; rules again:
- If you already heard this one before and know the answer, DON'T POST IT! Don't ruin the fun for everyone else.
- You can ask questions about the puzzle, but i'm only going to answer them with YES or NO (or NOT RELEVANT if the answer won't affect the puzzle).
- Oh, and no cheating searching for the answer online. That's just lame.
It is a dark and stormy night. A man comes home to find his cat curled up in front of a cozy fire, dead. How did the cat die? (Btw, the cat was not burnt to death)