I browse ebay every now and then looking for good deals, and you come across the wierdest items sometimes. Today, however, I think i've seen it all. What is it? Well, i'll just post the ad title, use your imagination:
~ BECOME INVISIBLE & walk UNSEEN among people or CROWDS
So I figured it was probably a toy, or some sort of magic trick or something (of course they'll write that in the ad). I kept reading;
This is not a toy, a magic trick or a scam.
This is not an illusion or a Ninja technique.
No Lies! Become 100% invisible!
The Secret of Invisibility renders you completely invisible
Ahaa... So it's not a toy or magic trick or illusion. It's not even a ninja technique (wtf?!)
NO LIES???? Okay, something fishy here...
This method is currently used by the CIA and foreign intelligence agencies.
Don't Scoff! You can go anywhere without being seen.
You're invisible to all you meet... NOT EVEN A SHADOW.
This works even when you're completely surrounded by cameras or people.
Lets you vanish & reappear as you wish, wherever you may be!
Ok the guys who wrote the ad seem to actually believe this. Now that's what I call marketing, believing in the product, in the cause. There's got to be some sort of disclaimer though, right? Something in the small print saying this just a trick or toy? Well... No... But it did say this:
NO hype or Bull. You get exactly what you need
NO danger. You can't be hurt in any way
NO disappointment. You get just what we promise
No trouble. You're either visible or invisible as you need & desire
This is one of the best-kept secrets of the ages! A secret so powerful that throughout history, men have literally died trying to wrestle it from the tight fists of its masters.
Don't let your doubts stop you!
Eeeemm... No thanks, I think i'll let my doubts stop me this time. Ridiculous really, I love how they actually believe people are gonna buy this crap.
Don't believe this is actually a real ebay ad? Click here for the link. It's going to expire in a few days, so just to preserve it for ever and ever, i've saved a screen copy of it that you can enjoy and laugh at; screenshot