12 September 2007

Very Lame

A:هلا والله, شخبارك؟

B: والله زين اخوي. اقول, انا طلعت لي خط تلفون زين

A: صج؟ زين الارسال يعني؟ لو سعره زين؟

B: لا لا, ما فهمت, اهو الخط زين

A: اي فهمت بس يعني شنو الي زين فيه؟

B: لا شفيك ثقيل اليوم؟ الخط نفسه زين

A: يبه شفيك تستهبل اليوم. زين انك طلعت لك خط, بس شنو الزين فيه؟ اذا صج زين انا بعد بطلع لي خط وياك... الخط شنو, بتلكو لو فودافون؟

B: يا ربي, ما تفهم انت؟ اقولك الخط زين! زين! لا بتلكو ولا فودافون. فودافون صاروا زين! اف

A: شفيك ما تعرف تتكلم عربي عدل؟ قصدك فودافون صاروا زينين؟ خدمتهم يعني؟

B: لا حول ولا قوة الا بالله

A: شفيك احين؟

B: مافيني شي. انا زين

A: انت خط تلفون يعني؟ واهاهاهاها


(Sorry for البياخة الزايدة. Madri shfeeni elyom.)

مع تحيات عمارو دوت كوم (ammaro.com)

و شكرا


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UPDATE 16 SEPTEMBER

Someone just FWDed me the above conversation by email! Hey, whose stealing my jokes?!

19 comments:

ammaro.com said...

By the way, for all those who don't read Arabic, don't be too let down.

1- It doesn't make any sense at all when translated and 2- you're really not missing much.

Missy said...

G'morningggggggg


HHAHAHAHA ammar plz y3nee latgldniii :P


haha check this out, it's kinda the same :P bas kan 9ij :p
http://miss22.blogspot.com/2007/07/funnyfight.html

Eyad the Great said...

min wain nazla 3alaik il s5afa il yoom man, hahah, wain il malood 3anik!!

June said...

Oh hon, you've been in that office for too long. I read your post out to my brother and all he could manage was a twitter. And he laughs at everything. I'm sorry.

Bahraini Diva said...

loool, 3jeeb mazajek elyoom, it matches the weather today ;)

ammaro.com said...

missy; puuuuh-leeeeeeeeez

eyad; he already knows dude. he thinks its super-silly

june; thats it? a twitter? thats not even an amusement reaction. people do that when they're scared

diva; yes, and matches your comment too :p

Dynamic Deeds said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

Mob sa5fa =P it actually made me laugh. I must admit I got confused weya A awal shay!
=P

Fayoora said...

LOOOL!
The conversation took place between who and who ?!

PiNkiSh said...

LOOOL
It's a weird name for a telecom company anyway.

Redbelt said...

Amar
you rock man!

ammaro.com said...

I so DO rock, don't I.

lizardo said...

i that a joke ?!

N. said...

Enta Zain ya Ammar! :p

One in a Million said...

hahaa... very funny :p

flymenian said...

Bahraini sense of humor for you.

ZAIN lol hehehe

ammaro.com said...

i'm glad this is giving you guys such a good time. lol.

Blue Dress said...

LOOOL laa thats funny!

Nora Cassandra said...

Man that was too confusing and you are right not even really funny! Why did get to that mood? Is it the fasting and the empty stomach?

ammaro.com said...

you can say thats probably part of it :p