The problem with these is, if you really needed to go and saw one of them, you'd probably start laughing and wouldn't be able to hold yourself:
I feel I need to go just by looking at this... (Legoland, Denmark)
German sign. Now these guys encourage strict standards.
Best thing Wi-Fi has given us so far; toilet internet. Shame you can't use it here though.
Sign in Korea. Is this sort of thing normal over there?
But i'm real thirsty! What to do...
Sorry. Had a heavy lunch...
No pissing on the floor. If that's your sort of thing, why even use a toilet in the first place?
Toilets were made for pissing. For everything else, get a room.
So that's why women spend so much time in the bathroom!