5 November 2007

Action Packed Bahrain

The people who write Bahraini newspapers are a funny little lot. Being a small country, there isn't always the greatest amount of newsworthy activity going on, so they try to take anything, and somehow make it sound important and hence turn it into news. Here's an example, two articles from the same newspaper today, one from a world event, and one from a local event:

WORLD NEWS - USA; big event, ie, newsworthy

Huge pileup closes California freeway
FRESNO, California (AP)

100 cars and trucks crash on Highway 99 killing two

More than 100 cars and trucks crashed on a fog-shrouded freeway, killing at least two people and injuring dozens more, the California Highway Patrol (CHP) said.

Eighteen big rigs were involved in the massive pileup on Highway 99 just south of Fresno as patches of dense fog obscured visibility on the heavily travelled roadway, CHP officials said. “It looked like something out of a movie, walking up and seeing all the cars mangled and crushed,” CHP Officer Paul Solorzano Jr. said.



LOCAL NEWS - Bahrain; hardly anything at all really, ie, NOT newsworthy

3-car pile-up on Muharraq causeway
Monday, November 5, 2007

Morning traffic flowing from Muharraq along the old Muharraq Causeway to the Diplomatic Area signal was hit with a three-car pile up while the person who caused the accident escaped unhurt.

An eyewitness told the Tribune that a Bahraini lady in a maroon Nissan Sunny, was driving along the sea-side lane, when she decided to change course suddenly and recklessly drove her car to the extreme left.


As if this isn't enough embarrasment for the Bahraini media, they actually try to make the article sound interesting by completely exaggerating the size of the event. Here are a few direct quotes from the article:

"Realising the danger, the car in that lane, a green Mitsubishi Colt swerved and the driver panicked, resulting in her bonnet and engine chamber climbing on to the divider."
Wow. An event only rivaled by those of great Hollywood action movies.


"Since the events unfolded in a short time at peak hours of the morning, a Chrysler Neon LX, also driven by a Bahraini, crashed into the right side of the Colt. A third car, again a Nissan Sunny, driven by an American, which was directly behind the Chrysler crashed into the rear causing a three-car pile up."
Oh boy, what an action filled day! I can't handle this adrenaline rush!


"The accident, the Tribune found, resulted in a serpentine traffic snarl, since the road is the only connection from the Muharraq Souq and the airport road."
OH MY GOD! A REAL SERPENTINE TRAFFIC SNARL!!!!


"However, the accident resulted only in a few dents to the vehicles but no fatalities."
Only in a few dents BUT no fatalities? Like, REALLY? I hardly see how a few dents WOULD cause fatalities.


And there you go, Bahrain media at it's finest.

15 comments:

Amu said...

I guess in all the gulf countries the media is same!!

i*maginate said...

"OH MY GOD! A REAL SERPENTINE TRAFFIC SNARL!!!!" ammaro u r so funny! That line really got me cracking! I thought the Serpentine is in London's Hyde Park. Alternatively a snake? A snake traffic snarl? What on earth is that?

Umm....why is an American driving a Sunny? A sunny's connotations are quite different in our neck of the woods ;-)

Ria said...

LOL. hmmm... LOL. Hehehe. Hahaha. geez... hmmm... still laughing... (even though I'm also in the media).;)

Redbelt said...

Tell me about it

I used to work in a newspaper, and moreover write press releases for a good number of years. We just exaggerate shit because we have nothing.

GreY said...

And i thought Arab times wrote the funniest crime scenes! LMAO !

Confessions of a moody crab said...

lol...I guess this is what you get when ur country is as small as my fist..lol. I still love Bahrain tho, would love to live there oneday.

ps: I tagged you on my page....

Oreo Madness said...

omg the differences between the two articles are extremely funny ;P
LOL!!

Seroo said...

Glad I wasn't there when it happened. Traumatising.

Princess said...

hehehe sad il mohim listen, our instructor for this CIPD course im taking is bahraini, from BTI and he told us horror stories about the polution these two companies u guys have are causing, babco and something else, i mean he said if u work there for 4 years the least u can get is cancer, is it true? hell thats more than a little news worthy, wooooooooooow

ammaro.com said...

amu; yeah, we pretty much have real crappy media. and what fills the papers up usually includes so and so sent a cable of good wishes to so and so because of bla bla...

imaginate; i AM a funny old chum, aren't I?

Ria; SO ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! :p

redbelt; true. nothing nothing nothing. We actually had something exciting once. See here: http://ammar456.blogspot.com/2007/10/bahrain-finally-gets-some.html

grey; please post some for our amusement?

confessions; youre more than welcome. and thx :)

oreo; astonoshing, actually

seroo; You better be talking abotu the first article.

Princess; he's bahraini, so he's probably exaggerating :p

ReKoO said...

LOL!

hatha zain! 3ayal la tshoof elee 3endena bel kuwait.. tmoot the7ek :D

Cat said...

OMG !

N. said...

Yeah, when there's nothing to write you can always turn a regular event into a news topic just by changing the way it is written. Bullcrap.

Princess said...

9ij!! malat oo ana wil rest of the HR departments we're like @@ way3aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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eshda3wa said...

lool

ee ohwa 3ala the ratio, size of the population to number of cars lol