Read the Label, Stupid!

We all buy products; food, vehicles, toys, gadgets, and so on. Some of these products come with labels (ie, when you buy a T-Shirt, it tells you where it was made, how you should wash it, and so on).

Sometimes, a little too much (or too little) thought goes into these labels, hence creating some of the ones you see below:

Found on a Tractor:

"Avoid death"
Ah yes. Because I wasn't actually going to consider that until you actually put it on the label.

------------------------------
Found on a Washing Machine:


"DO NOT put any
person in this washer"
Oh no. I actually spent money on this washer because I wanted to wash people. Guess my money went down the drain there, huh?

------------------------------
Found on a JetSki fuel tank:


"WARNING: Never use a lit match or open
flame to check fuel level."
You have got to be kidding me.

------------------------------
It doesn't end there; there are hundreds of beautifully thought out labels placed on objects all over the world, here are a few more examples:

A label on a baby stroller: “Remove child before folding"

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”

A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire”

The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product”

Lovely.



Courtesy of the Wacky Warning Label Contest