13 December 2007

Read the Label, Stupid!

We all buy products; food, vehicles, toys, gadgets, and so on. Some of these products come with labels (ie, when you buy a T-Shirt, it tells you where it was made, how you should wash it, and so on).

Sometimes, a little too much (or too little) thought goes into these labels, hence creating some of the ones you see below:

Found on a Tractor:


"Avoid death"

Ah yes. Because I wasn't actually going to consider that until you actually put it on the label.

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Found on a Washing Machine:


"DO NOT put any
person in this washer"

Oh no. I actually spent money on this washer because I wanted to wash people. Guess my money went down the drain there, huh?

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Found on a JetSki fuel tank:


"WARNING: Never use a lit match or open
flame to check fuel level."

You have got to be kidding me.

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It doesn't end there; there are hundreds of beautifully thought out labels placed on objects all over the world, here are a few more examples:

A label on a baby stroller: “Remove child before folding"

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes

A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire

The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product

Lovely.



Courtesy of the Wacky Warning Label Contest

19 comments:

KJ said...

LooooooooooooL

The only reason they put it is because American Law allows you to file a case (and win it) if you get "injured" because the product doesn't say you will be (even if common sense does). Like the case with the "caution: hot content" on coffee and tea cups.

Coolred38 said...

ammar brother....dont you know that some idiot actually attempted to do exactly what the warning tells us not to do...hence the need for the warning....i might just go out on a limb here and say Id be willing to bet generally speaking men are the ones that caused those warnings to be placed on said items....men need great big DO NOT PROCEDE WITH THE IDIOCY YOU ARE ABOUT TO ATTEMPT! signs on everything. The signs are probably made by women...lol.

cookie.bahblog.net said...

have you heard about the woman who put her dog in a microwave oven?

she suied them and won !

caution: do not use to dry animals

Jay Cam said...

how i guess i better not sit on my tractor like that.

isn't it normal to wash people?
lol

maitham.ws said...

hahaha !!

if you don't understand me just tell me :D

N. said...

..what KJ said!

Max said...

Hello,

My name is Max, and I came through Zhu :D! I think you have dropped by my blog once *doubt face*!

Anyway, I loved this post: it's amazing! But you are right: there are some stupid labels out there lol *nodding*!

I know that you won the "citizens of the world" award: congratulations :D!

Cheers

http://maxcouti.blogspot.com

Vixen said...

LOOOOOOL!!! That's hilarious!!

taqo said...

LOL!
But hey - people are STUPID! You can never bee too safe nowadays!

Shoush said...

LOL @ A label on a baby stroller: “Remove child before folding".

These r gr8. :P Aham shay a5ir wa7id.

Woozie said...

They need a label on Coke machines saying "Warning: Tipping machine may cause death". Some guy died when a vending machine crushed him while he was trying to tip a free Coke out of it.

Nicole said...

Oh, I love signs & Labels like these :D!
They are great. Stupid, but great :D!

(And thanks for the comment on my Bahrain visit :)!
I'm looking forward to hopefully go there in January again :D )

Nicole
http://nicoleb.org/b2/

phoenix said...

LOL
How stupid do they think the human race is???

Cat said...

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooL !

Thats was funny and mmmm stupid ?!

Oreo Madness said...

Remove child before folding

LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!!
NO SHIT! ;P

Seroo said...

I think they're necessary.

Missy said...

I second KJ.. baaas eshda3waaaa!! hal kether 3balhum el nas a'3bya! :p

ammaro.com said...

KJ; yeah, I know about that. ridiculous that these labels are actually necessary, eh?

Coolred; oh come on, we have many stupid women too :p

cookie; haha, goddamn!

Jay; not in a washing machine!

maitham; umm... dont understand what dude

N; what you said

Max; cheers!

vixen; it is, isn't it?

taqo; and when you get sued for millions for NOT putting a stupid label...

shoush; i cant imagine the number of people who fold the strollers with the baby in it

woozie; yeah, i know, that post is coming soon ;)

Nicole; sure, the stupid are here to entertain us :D

phoenix; actually, pretty stupid. check my next post :p

cat; thanks for stating the obvious :)

oreo; ever faced the situation where you couldn't remove the baby and just thought, ah what the hell, ill just fold it and take him out when i get home

seroo; oh great! we've found one person who requires the label. applause for seroo everyone :)

ammaro.com said...

missy; again, YES, average people are very stupid. check my next post :p