12 September 2007

Very Lame

A:هلا والله, شخبارك؟

B: والله زين اخوي. اقول, انا طلعت لي خط تلفون زين

A: صج؟ زين الارسال يعني؟ لو سعره زين؟

B: لا لا, ما فهمت, اهو الخط زين

A: اي فهمت بس يعني شنو الي زين فيه؟

B: لا شفيك ثقيل اليوم؟ الخط نفسه زين

A: يبه شفيك تستهبل اليوم. زين انك طلعت لك خط, بس شنو الزين فيه؟ اذا صج زين انا بعد بطلع لي خط وياك... الخط شنو, بتلكو لو فودافون؟

B: يا ربي, ما تفهم انت؟ اقولك الخط زين! زين! لا بتلكو ولا فودافون. فودافون صاروا زين! اف

A: شفيك ما تعرف تتكلم عربي عدل؟ قصدك فودافون صاروا زينين؟ خدمتهم يعني؟

B: لا حول ولا قوة الا بالله

A: شفيك احين؟

B: مافيني شي. انا زين

A: انت خط تلفون يعني؟ واهاهاهاها


(Sorry for البياخة الزايدة. Madri shfeeni elyom.)

مع تحيات عمارو دوت كوم (ammaro.com)

و شكرا


---------------------------


UPDATE 16 SEPTEMBER

Someone just FWDed me the above conversation by email! Hey, whose stealing my jokes?!

19 comments:

  1. By the way, for all those who don't read Arabic, don't be too let down.

    1- It doesn't make any sense at all when translated and 2- you're really not missing much.

    ReplyDelete
  2. G'morningggggggg


    HHAHAHAHA ammar plz y3nee latgldniii :P


    haha check this out, it's kinda the same :P bas kan 9ij :p
    http://miss22.blogspot.com/2007/07/funnyfight.html

    ReplyDelete
  3. min wain nazla 3alaik il s5afa il yoom man, hahah, wain il malood 3anik!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Oh hon, you've been in that office for too long. I read your post out to my brother and all he could manage was a twitter. And he laughs at everything. I'm sorry.

    ReplyDelete
  5. loool, 3jeeb mazajek elyoom, it matches the weather today ;)

    ReplyDelete
  6. missy; puuuuh-leeeeeeeeez

    eyad; he already knows dude. he thinks its super-silly

    june; thats it? a twitter? thats not even an amusement reaction. people do that when they're scared

    diva; yes, and matches your comment too :p

    ReplyDelete
  7. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

    Mob sa5fa =P it actually made me laugh. I must admit I got confused weya A awal shay!
    =P

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous15:15

    LOOOL!
    The conversation took place between who and who ?!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Anonymous15:35

    LOOOL
    It's a weird name for a telecom company anyway.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Amar
    you rock man!

    ReplyDelete
  11. I so DO rock, don't I.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous17:27

    i that a joke ?!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Enta Zain ya Ammar! :p

    ReplyDelete
  14. Anonymous17:52

    hahaa... very funny :p

    ReplyDelete
  15. Bahraini sense of humor for you.

    ZAIN lol hehehe

    ReplyDelete
  16. i'm glad this is giving you guys such a good time. lol.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Anonymous14:13

    LOOOL laa thats funny!

    ReplyDelete
  18. Anonymous22:19

    Man that was too confusing and you are right not even really funny! Why did get to that mood? Is it the fasting and the empty stomach?

    ReplyDelete
  19. you can say thats probably part of it :p

    ReplyDelete

I don't usually moderate comments, but recently i've been getting a ton of "buy viagra" "check out this search site" "buy casino chips online" related comment spam, so the moderation is back on. Don't take it personally.